In my time in seminary, many mysteries have shown their faces. But, as of late, one has particularly made me ponder. And I'm not talking about the Trinity, the Incarnation, or even God himself. I'm talking about the absolutely insane behavior of those that I might refer to as "movie talkers." Here at Bishop Brute, many of us are fans of movies/Lost/whatever. We have something that might be called a community room up here where most of this viewing happens. Inevitably, these things happen every time we attempt to watch something:
1. At various points in the movie/show, a majority of the guys here become hypnotized and attracted to the closed door and images on the screen. This leads them to open the door, walk in and (guaranteed) say "what are you guys watching!?!?(usually in total amazement as to what it could be). Then, some of the guys, start talking and giving commentary right there. You know what I'm talking about. "Omg! what is this!? why is this happening!? bleh bleh bleh"
2. Some guys open the door and ask what it is only to give a disappointed "oh..." when they find out, and soon thereafter leave altogether.
3. Some guys walk in silently and stand there for like 10 minutes "examining" the movie. This drives me insane. For one thing, it makes me a nervous wreck when someone is just standing there behind me. I say, either sit down and watch the movie, or leave. Better yet, if you see a close door and a screen moving, maybe you should just walk away anyways.
4. Most often, the guys who do stay to watch the movie end up critiquing it and trying to "solve" or "1 up" the movie. This is where people try to show the unrealistic folly of the movie the whole time. "That would never REALLY happen" or "Why don't they just do 'this' to beat the bad guys?" Yeah, sure. Jason Vorhees is chasing you through the woods with a huge machete, MAYBE you're not thinking clearly enough at that point to "kick him in the nuts! that will get him!". Sigh...
I'm reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine invited George's fiance Susan to enter the "circle" of friends. After what seems like a blossoming thing, it all completely falls apart when they go to see a movie and she finds out that Jerry and Elaine are "movie talkers". It's kinda like that for me (and Mitch). First of all, it's completely rude to walk in and start talking when someone is obviously trying to watch something. What luck that out of 19 guys, 17 of them are movie talkers. We are the "future of the presbyterate" yet we don't have enough courtesy to not come in and ruin someone's movie.
Maybe I'm just nuts. But I was raised to not talk during movies. My favorite people to watch movies with are my parents because they don't talk during movies. And as with so many other things, I learned wisely from them to not be a "movie talker".
As a final note to this humorous rant, I can apply a rule from my Moral Issues class. There is good, and there is "greater good". In some people's mind, the good would be talking. But doesn't it make sense that the greater good would be to not talk? Maybe these guys should consider that talking really botches it up for those that prefer to not talk. If there's guys in the room that don't like the talking, those inclined to do so should reach for the "greater good" by doing what will ultimately be best for all. See, the philosophy finally pays off!